I am a boring man and here is my boring car

"crown victor victoria" (cvv) 08/10/2015 at 18:09 • Filed to: None

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E92M3 > crown victor victoria 08/10/2015 at 18:12

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*yawn*

PS9 > crown victor victoria 08/10/2015 at 18:12

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Shame. If you weren’t boring I’d suggest checking out a Prius. They’re wicked fun at the track, but a ho hum person like you might not like all the attention you’d keep getting everywhere for having it.

Porsche might make a lot of money making ho hum beige cars, but goddamn do they ever have the potential to make something fun and interesting. I just wish they’d use it sometimes...

sm70- why not Duesenberg? > crown victor victoria 08/10/2015 at 18:13

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It’s like I always tell people, it’s not easy being me.

TheOnelectronic > sm70- why not Duesenberg? 08/10/2015 at 18:17

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“What do you drive”

“A GT3”

“Awesome! Did you get it in one of those in-your-fucking-face bright-ass colors?”

“No... it’s white.”

“Oh, so like a matte white or a satin white?”

“No, just gloss white.”

“Uh... okay. I’m going over there now.”

Goggles Pizzano > crown victor victoria 08/10/2015 at 18:23

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Needs bumper sticker: “My other car is a Porsche (RS).”

Van Man, rocks the Man Van > crown victor victoria 08/10/2015 at 18:36

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What a snoozefest... at least you can play ping pong on the wing like DeMuro.

Vizzini > crown victor victoria 08/10/2015 at 19:04

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It’ll do until something better comes along, I guess.

pjhusa > sm70- why not Duesenberg? 08/10/2015 at 19:09

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bubblestheturtle > crown victor victoria 08/10/2015 at 21:18

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That’s boring? I should be so boring. Try owning a Lincoln MKX. I fall asleep just walking toward it.